Tuesday, December 19, 2006
RUTTIN' SKY RATS BATMAN!!!
Those damned pigeons!!!
It's not enough to torment me with that ceaseless cooing, now they've got me all confused as well.
I can't tell if they're fighting or mating.
Is bitch slapping part of the columbiform arsenal of moves to get a bit of cloaca action?
I don't mind them fighting in our Dust Bowl backyard, in fact it's quite comical, but if they're bumping uglies out there then that's another matter.
I may have to loose the hens of hell upon their worthless arses in order to keep their shagging rituals confined to the privacy of some roof top or another backyard.
The Dust Bowl collection of birds are of high moral fibre ( even if some are prone to committing the occasional act of murder, hey everyone makes mistakes ) and exemplary character and such base avian acts of public fornication will not be tolerated!
Neow paris mey th ole buhckshaht ovair Lahrlene woohdja.
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It's not enough to torment me with that ceaseless cooing, now they've got me all confused as well.
I can't tell if they're fighting or mating.
Is bitch slapping part of the columbiform arsenal of moves to get a bit of cloaca action?
I don't mind them fighting in our Dust Bowl backyard, in fact it's quite comical, but if they're bumping uglies out there then that's another matter.
I may have to loose the hens of hell upon their worthless arses in order to keep their shagging rituals confined to the privacy of some roof top or another backyard.
The Dust Bowl collection of birds are of high moral fibre ( even if some are prone to committing the occasional act of murder, hey everyone makes mistakes ) and exemplary character and such base avian acts of public fornication will not be tolerated!
Neow paris mey th ole buhckshaht ovair Lahrlene woohdja.
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